fucking with the homies

handjob

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http://holladaddy.com/

"Fuck ya, dat kidz Is lookin sExxy fo'reelreelz. I can see'z doze tatties dere. Imma suck on dem fuckerz fo'reelreelz.

Da gurl on the right lookz like a gump-ass fuckin' busta.

holla"

en:

"loOks lIke tHa fRee coNDoms caim 2 laTe. They's not guNna maKe yo welfair babY go awaaay now, u trickazz bUstah

holla"

Zomaar een greep.

30-01-2009 om 16:03 | 8 reacties | 3 |

handjob

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preface vergeten...

Preface:

There is a huge population of people trying to make themselves look like gangsters and thugs while talking in fabricated words and taking shirtless pictures of themselves in their bathrooms with camera phones. Fat 19-year-old's with half a dozen children that they dress up like dolls keep trying to talk to me as if I think they are human beings. I've decided to go undercover and infiltrate their community by acting as one of their own. Here are the results of my experiment...

30-01-2009 16:09:05 | # | 1 |

Prutswerk

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Best wel een OLO

30-01-2009 22:05:02 | # | 0 |

Amazone

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Inderdaad en toch ook triest. Wordt zo moe van die gangsterhype. Twee blanke kakmeisjes in de metro bij Spaklerweg: "Kijk, daar zitten gangsters." Duh! Het zijn de Bijlmerbajes en die gasten zijn gepakt, neem een leven!

30-01-2009 22:52:40 | # | 0 |

sjemmol

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"Het zijn de Bijlmerbajes"?

31-01-2009 00:15:08 | # | 0 |

Prof. dr. BibZ diep ontstemt.

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Beter fucken met Christian Bale's fuck:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTihsJQHt48

(soort van dubbele pots, nl. ook al geplempt in off-topic forum.)

05-02-2009 20:09:21 | # | 0 |

Count Spatula

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leuke post +1

06-02-2009 01:19:12 | # | 0 |

Count Spatula

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Message she sent me:
u r fine as hellllll!!!!!!

My response:
thanks qt, u fine as hell yo own damn self.

Her:
how u doin??

Me:
im doin fine gurl. u up for snorkling?

Her:
wtf are u talkin bout

Me:
don't tell me u never done gone an done dat shyt. shyt is tiiiight yo. we should go sum time.
holla

Her:
lmao are u kidding me.. thats supa random

Me:
Nothing about me is random.

Chocolate alligator wrestling is the only way to fly kites with Burt Reynold's car.

Her:
k

Me:
Well played, governor. Well played.

Her:
u ok?

Me:
I'm a fat white guy in a death metal band. Let's make babies.

Her:
k bye

hehe

06-02-2009 01:25:40 | # | 1 |

pedigree

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OLO!

10-02-2009 16:26:25 | # | 0 |

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