ÜberOLO!!!

Stevie Wonder... Van de week een plaat van gehoord: Songs in the key of Life. Prachtig. Let op mijn woorden: deze artiest gaat nog heel groot worden. Nee serieus, ik heb een neus voor talent. Hier gaan we nog veel van horen.

Wie heeft de gouden platencollectie van Stevie Wonder wel eens gezien?


Hijzelf in ieder geval niet.

Straks blijkt ie ook nog lid van de NRA.

It's a Wonder!

Hey Stevie, cammen?

Blind typen gaat 'm nog niet zo goed af... Hij spelt z'n eigen naam verkeerd....
St. View Onder?

Oops... die twitterpagina duurde wat lang om te laden.. Nu zie ik het pas :P

Nee, het is ROT13, lutser.

Tring tring, tring tring, tring tring, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

/Stevie Wonder die het strijkijzer opneemt

What was Stevie Wonder's first hit?
A lamp post.

Doe ik ook een duit in het blinde zakje:

Roses are black,
Violets are black,
Everything is black.

Stevie Wonder, aged 4.



"Isn't she lovely? Isn't she beautiful?"

Sorry Stevie, you're not really in a position to make that judgement.


Stevie Wonder is being interviewed. The interviewer asks "So, Stevie, how do you cope with being blind?"

Stevie replies, "It's OK. At least I'm not black."

What's the definition of 'Endless Love'?

Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.

Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo. The place is absolutely
packed to the rafters. Stevie, in a bid to break the ice with his new audience, asks if anyone would like him to play a request..
A little old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at the top of his voice;

"Play a jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!"

Amazed that this guy knows about Stevie's varied career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for 10 minutes. When he finishes the whole place goes wild. The little old man jumps up again and shouts;

"No! Play a jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!"

A bit pee'd off by this, Stevie - being the professional that he is - dives straight into a jazz improvisation with his band around the B flat minor chord and really tears the place apart. The crowd goes wild with this impromptu show of his technical expertise. The little old man then jumps up again;

"No! Play a jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!"

Well and truly pee'd off that this little guy doesn't seem to appreciate his playing ability, Stevie says to him from the stage;

"Christ, how about you get up here and do it?!"

To his amazement, the litte old man climbs up onto the stage and grabs the microphone out of Stevie's hands. As the crowd falls silent, he clears his throat and belts out;

"A jazz chord to say I ruv you!"

A man goes to Stevie Wonder's house, breaks down the door, and screams; 'I'm gonna punch your lights out'

Stevie replies:'Well at least you fight fair'

How does Stevie Wonder realise he's been tricked?

His ice-lolly tastes like cock.

"There is superstitious....... writing on the wall..."

No Stevie, that's just the wood chip mate.

Knap dat Stevie twittert, want ik hoorde laatst dat hij was opgepakt.
Hij stond op de uitkijk bij een bankoverval.

_/tsjingboem

Flauw hoor, alleen maar omdat ie zwart ziet.

Tsja, wie niet horen wil moet voelen! Oh nee, die grap gaat hier niet op.....

http://twitter.com/raulmidon

het kan wel

Account suspended. Wat flauw zeg.

lol@due to strange activity

Van de wikipagina over Stevie Wonder, over de Grammy Awards 1976. Een historische faal:

Wonder was absent at the ceremony as he of late had had an interest in visiting Africa and on February had traveled to Nigeria for two weeks, primarily to explore his musical heritage, as he put it. A satellite hook-up was arranged so that Stevie could be awarded his Grammys from across the sea. Bette Midler announced the winning during the ceremony, and the audience was only able to see Stevie at a phone smiling and giving thanks. The video signal was poor and the audio inaudible. Andy Williams went on to make a public blunder when he asked, "Stevie, can you see us?"